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so i have lots of catching up to do.

SOOOO, like infinifour days ago, I got to go see trans siberian huskys play and OMG they were AWESOME and had PRETTY PRETTY lights.

So then, i played with my fred and joe kittys some and pbbbft.

They got a play jungle thing and omg they are soooooo cute pbbbft pbbbft

so now the reallly realllllly reaaaaalllllly important part - I GOT A WIIIII. and omg omg omg, there are games even IIIII can play, like tennis. PBBBBBFT i won my first match because im so awesome and i didnt even have to go out into the SCARY OUTSIDE. I got to sit on my couch and play PBBBFT

testy mctest

Hi, this is Big - dont forget to buy me something, this not forgetting is vely vely important.

Also, also i am big AND brown, but not brown and big - Mr. Paul seemed to have forgotten this today and it made me a sad bear.

Ok, Ok, grumpy wants to talk about joe kitty.

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First of all, i would like you all to know that i was perfectly happy, hiding under the bed, until you picked me up to talk about this kitty baby - aka joe demon.

When joe kitty first moved in, she was very baby-y- and she is still baby-y now, but not as bad because i have taught her how to be angly. To be angly, you must hide in the shadows, pounce on ANYTHING that comes by, and make gooood use of the airplane ears.

Also, claws are very important and kittens shouldnt let freedom hating veterranarians take away the freedom of claws, but when joe kitty went to the vet yesterday, she got a packet that said she a kitty of the kitten revolution (whatever that is) which was all cool, until i found out that was just her heartworm medicine.

So you may be wondering why i have befriended this angly kitty baby - it is because i do not want her to eat me when she grows up. That would make me VERY grumpy. Also, i would probably be in fluffy little pieces and that would make me sad.

The End.

PS - Im grumpy RAWRAWRAWR

CCC (from big)- Give me a B, Give me a fred - what does that spell


----BFred

CCCC - i am quite serious about you buying me something, dont drag it out like mr paul does. You need to by me something...like yesterday.

So, yeah. Just to remind all of you reading this flurfy mcflurfy post - i am big and brown and a bear. I am also the BIGGEST bear ever.

So - let me get down to the IMPORTANT things.
Mr Paul is SOOOOO mean, he wouldnt let post about my newest FRIEND - joe. Joe is little kitten and i got her like INFINIFOUR ago.

so let me show you a extra fluffy picture of Fred and joe (who are friends, not pets)



SO SO SO CUUUUTE - YAHAHAHAHAHA. PBBFFFFT.

So yeah, fred and joe get along real well - joe jumps on fred and all is well. Im not quite sure how this "friendship" works, but fred gives joe nice big hugs sometimes and they both go RAWRARARAR

MMMMK BYE BYE

MMMMMK.

so i got a new flurfly friend (not a pet). Her name FRED. Fred is a cute little kitty kat, and not evil like Derf who is a doppleganger (i dont know what that word is, ms kate put it in my mouth)

Fred is cute. PICTURES!11
see, CUTE. But she is not my pet, she is ms kate's pet because i dont have to feed her my precious earwax and toejam and boooooogies!