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Because i havent made an account for schleppy bear, i am postign this for him. This is his (schleppys) song. enjoy

Schleppy's Bestest Song Ever Ever Ever.

Do you have matty fuzz?
Does it give you quite a buzz?
On your booty, on your face,
Matty fur in every place?
Is it stuck to you like glue?
Does it never, ever move?
Do you have matty fuzz?

Do you have dingy fuzz?
Not the color you once was?
Are you slowly turning gray?
If you are, then that's okay.
Is it getting somewhat darker?
If it's not, yell MotherFarker!
Do you have dingy fuzz?

Do you have stinky fuzz?
Almost every teddy does.
Does it smell like happy things?
Does it make you want to sing?
Is your stink just getting stronger
As you're hugged for even longer?
Do you have stinky fuzz?

Are you a happy bear,
Living life without a care?
Are you stinky, dingy, matty,
Filled with fuzz 'til you are fatty?
Are you silly, do you poot?
Are you really, really cute?
Are you a happy bear?