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Friday, October 14, 2005

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'M BACK FROM THE BEACH!!

Actually, I didn't go to the beach because it has lots of SAND and WATER and other things that are verrah verrah scary to those of the FLURRFY persuasion. (ME!)

GUESS WHAT I SAW THOUGH? GUESS!!! I BET YOU'RE WRONG!!!!1111

Did you guess "sandpiper"?
Oh you did?
Oh, ok. Just burst my Big Brown Bubble, then. :'(

HERE IS MY PICTURE OF THE VERY FLURFFY-HEADED SANDPIPER (Americanus Sandpooperiness).


Let me tell you some facts about the Sandpooper!!!! THEN YOU WILL WANT TO BUY ME ONE, RIGHT?!

FACTS:
  • The sandpooper runs FAST when he's not in the waves!
  • The sandpooper goes SLOW LIKE SLOTH when the waves come by!
  • Then, when the waves wash back out, he goes HOP-HOP-FAST-FAST again!
Those are FACTS of facty-fact goodness! OH!!!!! I have one more fact!

ONE MORE FACT (right here below this title):
  • The Americanus Sandpooperiness is cute! And brown like me! BUY ME HIM!!!!1
That is all. Give me boogies, kthx. Now, kthx. And a sandpiper. And a palmetto. And a chupacabra. Oh WAIT! I FORGOT! MISS KATE BOUGHT ME A CHUPACABRA!!! I wear him on my shirt. His name is Chupy! He eats Chupy Chalupies!

I will make MISTAR PAUL take a picture of him. I'd take it myself, but my big paws cover the lens and all you see is flurff. :(

BYE BYE!
(This is a subliminal message --> When I say BYE BYE, you will think of "BUY BUY -- BUY ME SOMETHING." Yes, it's true. )
Posted by: Big / 10/14/2005 02:11:00 PM  
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