Snottypaws.com

hi, im big.
and brown.
oh yeah, and cute too
ok, bye bye now

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a poem, hi everybody

i got a nose
and i like to pick it
it tastes like boogies
cuz boogies live in it

sometimes theyre hard
and sometimes they run
but pickin my nose
is still lots of fun.

hee hee hee.

bye bye now

kate si teh genius! she got the poster to go infront of the post, instead of behind it.

i lubs her so much!

she is my womang! just so you weirdos know, so you dont like mess with her or something

Hiya. Ms. Kate here.

Not a lot to say tonight, other than I've just joined the SnottyPaws team, and I look forward to lots of snotty insights in the future. I'm plenty fluffyheaded, so I should fit the bill nicely.

I also have lots of cool links! And I like cartoons! And I drink tea and paint my nails and put up with Mr. Paul!!! :)

You should read MY blogger. It rocks. Kate's Ink.com

And since we're telling jokes around here, I've got one to tell, too!

Q. How many Mr. Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A. One. ... But he's gotta magic find to track down the lightbulb, and he's gotta skip class to screw it in.

Tee-hee. XOXO

(this is big brown talking on the phone)

um, hi everybody, this is big brown. im big. um yeah, oh and im sleepy too, heeeh, i just wanted to say something, i wanna say that everybody needs to turn around and wiggle their booty, and and and dance and that will make the world happy and give EVERYbody world peace because everybody will be wiggliing their booty and they wont have time to blow up nothing.
and i tell you joke now

ummm, what do you ge...lets seee, um, whaheh,
what do you get when you cross a big brown bear with an elepant?

the answer is a big booty and lots o' pooo!

and now im going to sit down.

schleppy is talking now:
nuzzle nuzzle.
and umm, gnar gnar
i have a pretty piece of paper in my skirt.
i like stink. bye bye

fadfadagakjlhdofannvaow;eiufnasahj;n iweg naonbv aongawoivnaw avnga;oihgvanouivhao

(ooh oooh i tell joke.

BBB: knock knock
you: whos there?
BBB: nose
you: nose who?
BBB: BOOGIES! )

A moment in the life of ME! big brown bear :)

raefajoi
(BOOGIES! gnar gnar gnar. lets see, i have 2 paws, thats 2 nose pickings, two feets, so thats a lot of TOEjam cuz i have big toes hee hee hee....toejam! gnar gnar gnar. and then two ears....maybe if i put my boogies in my ears that will make more earwax. hmm yes, that sounds good.

i wonder where ms kate is, she usually helps me eat my earwax and toejam.

wooooo, maybe i will get to go in the place machine today and be l33t editor bear. hee hee.

omg, here she comes. ok, bye bye.)

yay, i got blogger to post to index tonight. AND on top of that my l33t coding has managed to get kates site goin along nicely too ( thats www.katesink.com ) for all you weirdos out there :)

have a nice day/night/afternoon. and remember, dos mundos en breve en mui mucho bueno el loco pollo es oso grande meol :)

and pick your nose and give it to you teddy bear! they like boogies!

edit: kate so r0x0rs. she fixed up blogger for me, now my page is beginning to be l33t. ok. thats all i wanted to say

A message from Big Brown Bear:

aafohieahgopreuiaohgapoireoghapowihrga
opirepnvafjhnvarbhtgaouhgao;ri;oeahwrnbawbnhts;ln ra

(translation by Mr Pawal)

HI, im big, and brown. Come here, i want to whisper in your ear.....
GNAR GNAR GNAR. ha ha, you fell for it, i ate your earwax. HEEEE HEEE HEEE

pfbbbbbbbbbbbbt!!
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(excuse me)

ok, bye bye now