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Dear Wile E Coyote...

this is big brown bear.
omg i know how you feel about the roadrunner. he like always gets away and stuff.

its like me and MY PONY. im always like, midder paul. buy me a PONY, but he never does. i wish he would. though he did buy me some Moo Cows. i like moo cows. they go moo.
moo
moo
mooooooooo.

omg i go pet my cows.
bye bye

:(

Midder Paul don't pay no attention to meh because he gotta play Strike the Countar all the time and never ever ever wants to hug me or Miz Kate unless Miz Kate bugs him about it but she don't like doing that so sometimes she's lonely and holds me and works puzzles and this idn't any more fun than before Miz Kate moved in. But I do like puzzles! Even if Midder Paul idn't there to help me with them or tell me jokes or buy me somethin'.

So so so I tells you a riddle because that's more fun than watchin' Midder Paul play Strike the Countar because I'm no good at it and he puts on his headphones and don't listen to Big.

Here's my riddle:

(Q.) If you got four(!) boogies (I do like that numbar four!!!!), and you go GNAR-GNAR-GNAR and eat one of 'em, how many do you got left?

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(A.) Four. Not three, sillyheaded Intarweb person! FOUR because boogies always come back. Even if you eat them or wipe them on Midder Paul's head when he's not looking because he's bein' meanie man Striking the Countar and not letting Big Brown play!!! Four boogies, so GNAR-GNAR-GNAR right now.

And I'm cute. And I make this face. Oh wait, you can't see it, Middar or Miz Intarweb person. Guess you'll have to come see Big Brown in person -- no, in bearson -- and give meh a great big brown hug.

By teh way, I smell like a brown bouquet. Soooo beary aro-aro ... aromatimac. Meh, I can't say that word. But brown bouquets smell reeeeall good because they smell like me.

Bye bye Intarweb reader peoples!!!

--Big Brown Sillyheaded Bear