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Because i havent made an account for schleppy bear, i am postign this for him. This is his (schleppys) song. enjoy

Schleppy's Bestest Song Ever Ever Ever.

Do you have matty fuzz?
Does it give you quite a buzz?
On your booty, on your face,
Matty fur in every place?
Is it stuck to you like glue?
Does it never, ever move?
Do you have matty fuzz?

Do you have dingy fuzz?
Not the color you once was?
Are you slowly turning gray?
If you are, then that's okay.
Is it getting somewhat darker?
If it's not, yell MotherFarker!
Do you have dingy fuzz?

Do you have stinky fuzz?
Almost every teddy does.
Does it smell like happy things?
Does it make you want to sing?
Is your stink just getting stronger
As you're hugged for even longer?
Do you have stinky fuzz?

Are you a happy bear,
Living life without a care?
Are you stinky, dingy, matty,
Filled with fuzz 'til you are fatty?
Are you silly, do you poot?
Are you really, really cute?
Are you a happy bear?

OMG. HI. IT's ME. Big Brown Bear!!! hee hee hee hee
and here are songs by me..big brown bear

Big Brown Bear Theme Song

Big Brown Bear
Big Brown Bear
Everybody loves a Big Brown Bear.


Tinkle Tinkle

Tinkle Tinkle in the bowl
when i flush you where you go?
Up there in the air so high?
Or down teh bowl i wave bye bye.
Tinkle Tinkle in the bowl
when i flush you where you go?


Wiggle my booty

Wiggle my booty round and round
wiggle my booty up and down
Wiggle my booty in the air
Cuz im a happy Big Brown Bear


The Four Song

I know my ABC's
I know my 123's
I even know how to be real silly
but i dont need to know anymore
because i know the number FOUR

Four is pretty
Four is sweet
It goes good with boogies
and its good with meat
Four is best when you are big and brown
because its the biggest number AROUND!!

I like toejam
and watching TV
i even like to wiggle my big bootie
but who needs to like
anything more
because i like the number FOUR!!!

Four is pretty
Four is sweet
It goes good with boogies
and its good with meat
Four is best when you are big and brown
because its the biggest number AROUND!!

I LOVE YOU FOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR!!!!!!!!


and (this isnt a song)
after i poked the hand of god with the happy stick. it told me if i was a goooood bear, i would get a PONY!!!!
then he told middar paul he couldnt have one