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so like, my paul mr. and kate ms. FINALLY bought me a chupocabra (big vision works, gnahahahahaha)


chupy lives on my bow-tie, and i give him boogies, and then he gives me some back, he is so nice like nervous bill, and not like grumpy bunny, who only plays "you lose" with me and i never win :(.

anyway, chuppy is so cute, i want like, ALLL of them, because he has googly eyes.

so now that i have a chupocabra, he can go to taco bell and get CHUPY CHALUPAS! GNAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!111

WHY HEEEEELLLLLOOOO. this is big. im going to introduce you to schleppy.

schleppy is a VERY flurfy bear. You see, he has a neverending quest to get as dingy as possible. yes its true. as you can see from this awesomey awesome McAwesome picture done by your's truly, schleppy was once a white bear.

welllllll, not anymore. schleppy was loved on and hugged, and he got a bling ring, and a "kilt" (dont tell him, its really a skirt). Schleppy also gives everyone patches when they are sick because he got his docbearate for patches. he also has a case of really bad schleppy eye (thats where his eye is slighty covered and verry verry cute.
(big vision time)
ok byebye (as in by me something, like all baby seals (SO CUTE), or a dinosaur (ALSO CUTE), or all the penguin from march of the penguins (VERRA VERRA CUTE) (but none of those are as cute as me! BIG BROWN BEAR!)
(end big vision)

HIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'M BACK FROM THE BEACH!!

Actually, I didn't go to the beach because it has lots of SAND and WATER and other things that are verrah verrah scary to those of the FLURRFY persuasion. (ME!)

GUESS WHAT I SAW THOUGH? GUESS!!! I BET YOU'RE WRONG!!!!1111

Did you guess "sandpiper"?
Oh you did?
Oh, ok. Just burst my Big Brown Bubble, then. :'(

HERE IS MY PICTURE OF THE VERY FLURFFY-HEADED SANDPIPER (Americanus Sandpooperiness).


Let me tell you some facts about the Sandpooper!!!! THEN YOU WILL WANT TO BUY ME ONE, RIGHT?!